Tequila loves me even if you don't

Tonight I'm off to my first concert of the year, Mr. Kenny Chesney!
Country concerts are what we Hoosiers do in the summer... but you gotta make sure you do it right!

Concert preparation starts the night before with the creation of jello shots.

Then you pile all your best friends into the car,

and make the 45 minute trek up to Verizon Wireless on the northside of Indianapolis

 Then it's tailgating time!

 You get your drinks all mixed up,

 Make some random friends,

 play some cornhole,

and of course, become buddy-buddy with any security guards to ensure safety.

And don't worry... if the liquid goes right through yah, we'll even set up a pee-pee tee-pee! Only the classiest for us, only the classiest.

 Once inside the gates, you pose with random people and even more random objects,

 witness some hillbilly romping,

 take plenty of group photos,

 maybe even share a sentimental moment or two

And then, because all of that good-hearted, American summertime fun wore you out... you take a nap on the drive home.

That's how we do it in Indy, my friends!!