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So what if I went to change out of yoga pants to put leggings on the other day, I untied and took off my shoes, took my pants off, proceeded to put my shoes back on, and tied them. Then stood there in my underwear and tennis shoes cracking up at myself. Ay yi yi (Then, because I didn't want to take my shoes back off I struggled to pull my pants on OVER them)
So what I spent my Valentine's Day with a group of single friends, consuming mass amounts of bacon and cocktails. Seriously - bacon wrapped tater tots, jalapeno poppers, straight bacon, it was amazing. I think I may need to stay single forever just so that can be my yearly VDay ritual
So what if I am wearing the geek glasses today. They seemed like the perfect match for my bacon hangover mood this morning
So what if instead of changing the battery in my smoke detector this morning, I laid in bed silently cussing out its every chirp from the hours of 6am to 7am. Why it decided it needed a new battery in the wee hours of the morning is beyond me.
So what if I am absolutely ticked that the ticket we all thought mysteriously disappeared has made itself present again. In the form of a threat letter saying my license will be suspended in two weeks. Neat.
So what if I am about to rub this in your face -- I'll be on the beach in the Caribbean in 3 and a half weeks. (Sorry, sorry, had to)
So what if my blender was literally smoking this morning. I guess a $15 wally world cheapie can only handle so many frozen bananas. Naturally, I continued to use it. How else was I supposed to completely blend my green monster, by hand?!
So what if played hooky from work on Monday to hang out with my niece. She is doing really well, you wouldn't even have any clue she was battling cancer - which is simply amazing in my mind. We put on a pretty gnarly drum concert on her Muppets drum set.
So what if I got asked out by a 21 year old. I know it's only a couple years younger... but I'm struggling with it HA! Probably doesn't help that I've taken to calling him "little tyke"
So what if semi-bigdeal changes are happening in my world but I can't discuss just yet. Soon though, promise!
18 comments:
things changing?!
you're moving to dc?? i can't wait! you can stay in my den until you find a place. it is a little small but i think we can get a bed in there...
I have done the yoga pants thing. On several occasions.
Okay cradle rocker!!!! GET IT! ;)
Sounds like an awesome Vday! I woulda been right there with you. And omg... I cannot stand the chirping noise the smoke detectors make. IT DRIVES ME INSANE!
xoxo
I want to hear about these semi-big deal changes. I also love that you played hooky to get in some QT with the cutest little munchkin ever. Glad she's in such good spirits. And "little tyke"? Priceless.
(I'm pretending to ignore your vacation comment.)
Bacon-wrapped tots?!?!?! Genius!
Bacon and cocktails sounds amazing! I'd stay single forever if I got that on Vday too! Its great that your niece is doing well!
BACON WRAPPED TATER TOTS?! Why oh WHY did you have to put that idea in my head?!
Big changes?! Why are you holding out on me??
I think you should give the little tyke a chance...at least get a free meal out of the deal :)
#1 and #2 seriously made me laugh. I've definitely done the leggings business before.
I've def got bacon wrapped tots on my cooking list!
Hmm.. Big changes!? And I'm totally jealous of your upcoming vacay!!
Your first one had me laughing so hard!!! I have struggled to put on yoga pants over sneaks out of sheer laziness way too many times! Embarrassing, but I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Woohoo for your niece feeling better!
And your bacon V-Day sounds ahhhhhhh mazing!
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anything wrapped in bacon = best thing ever. and of course cocktails. PERFECT way to spend vday :)
I'm literally laughing 'little tyke'! I love it, I would feel really weird about such a young tyke too so I don't blame you. .... I'm incredibly jealous of your bacon and cocktail Valentine's Day. I ended up at chipotle with my parents, HA!
1) you crack me up
2) I can see myself doing SO many of these things, the shoes with no pants, smoking blender, smoke detector
PS. I swear smoke detectors ONLY need to batteries in the middle of the night...I have never heard one die in the middle of the day - what's with that.
3) I agree with Mateya, at least get a free dinner from the tyke!
4) Majorly jealous over your vacay!
ill just call you mrs robinson....like my friends used to call me when i started seeing a 21 year old. i also referred to him as "baby mike" in conversation, probably didnt help my case.
also, the pants thing? i've totally done it and wrestled to put them over my shoes bc untying them was just too much of a hassle haha. i'm SO glad your niece is doing well!sending good wishes to her!
Getting asked out by at 21 year old...ya still got it;)
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